So I spoke to a friend this morning. I have not seen him in quite a while. I think the last time I spoke to him he was entertaining someone. He actually answered the phone to me on a date the idiot. I called him on the off chance today and we had a chat. I asked him if he is dating anyone. I told him about my guy. This is where it gets interesting. He said no. So the next obvious question was have you got your eye on anyone. He said it is complicated.
I am like indulge me.
I want my ex’s best friend.
Oooooh I says. My speciality. I write about this all the time. He’s like piss off, not telling you nothing. So I asked does your ex and her friend read my blog. One of them does regular. And no, fuck off he says.
I cannot just fuck off from this. This is my wheelhouse. I’ve done this a few times, and nobody ever found out anything, and they had lots of sex. So obviously I do not know who these ladies are. I just know you’re both two of a few thousand, so we are going to play a game.
If my friend has a thing for you, it’s very possible you have something for him. And this guy isn’t just a random guy, I’d break a glass dildo inside me to get in bed properly with this dude. So we are going to get devious. My friend is unaware of this so we are going to keep it between us. I’m either going to be Tinder or cupid for the day. That’s entirely down to you guys.
At a guess, if you think about about this guy half as much as he does you, then your brain will make this post feel relevant to you. If you don’t, then you’re going to dismiss it. So here’s the game.
If you are the ex’s friend he’s referring to, or you think you are, and you read my blog and you want a secret set up, no publications or follow up, I will put you two guys together and the ex will never know. (Not that it is any of her business at all.) What you two guys do and how it works out is entirely your business. I will not get involved. If you want to hook up great, she will definitely have a wild time. If you get married, even better. Secretly email me on the comment form below, it will take less than a second. To come forward simply put in the box below,
- Your name or nickname that he knows.
- His name or nickname.
- Whether you want to hook up, date, a real shot whatever it is.
I will give him the green light that you’re interested and he can approach you in secret. I will disappear. This guy isn’t a melt, something or someone has him really spooked.
Obviously this would be easier if I had all the details names city etc but hey you work with what you have. So if you are the friend and you are interested, maybe you’re a bit scared, nervous, or just need a good shag, contact me, and I will put you two guys together. Obviously I am going to get a few responses as I normally do, so I will respond to you if you are the one I want.
The checklist
- Are you friends with or at least aware of a guy that your ‘best friend’ dated?
- Do you know if they know me personally?
- Do you have a real desperate need but are scared to go near him?
I will respond to all enquires, and I’ll know from your message if it’s you or not.
Why we do it this way…
I have his first name, I don’t need nothing else. I’ll know the instant your message drops. When it drops, I’ll let him know it’s safe to approach you on the down-low and secret. If you can give me his surname (if you know it) that’s great. But you don’t have to give yours.
Warning. Mrs Ex, if you try and set my mate by having your friend play along, I have the platform to make your day pretty awful, so do not even try it.
So if you’re the friend, hit me up, we’ll either get you laid or married. If it’s the latter, then I’m sure your friend will get over it.
