I was in Tesco last Tuesday grabbing emergency oat milk when it hit me. Not a hot flush. Not yet. Just this stupid, nagging thought that would not leave me alone. I am 30. My periods are still regular enough that I can plan a night out around them. My brain still works most days,…
Author: emmawebb
Testing Your Best Friend
I’m about to give you the hack of the century. You have one or two of these mates. You know the one. She has been in your life for years. She laughed at your jokes, listened to your complaints, and sat through every update about the relationship. She told you he was lucky to have…
Period Poop Is Real And Patriarchy Still Pretends It Isn’t
I was in Tesco last Tuesday, standing in the freezer aisle with a bag of frozen peas in one hand and my cherry vape in the other, when it hit. Not the usual period cramp that makes you want to fold in half. This was the other one. The one that starts in your guts…
London, Pride, Sun and Flat Headless £8 Beer in a Plastic Cup!
I met up with Amy and Lisa in London today for Pride and I’m still buzzing from it. We’d planned to do a bit of work on the book notes while we were there, but mostly we just wanted to be out in the sun, have a laugh, and soak up the atmosphere. It was…
The Night a Man Pissing in the Sink TERFed Me
So, I had yesterday off because I was really pissed off. I’m not going into details, but basically I went orbital with someone close to me and it was real dumpster fire. It was my fault, I was fell foul to my own preachings and I had backed myself into a fucking corner, my…





