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If you’ve got a juicy story that needs digging into, the messier, more scandalous, or properly chaotic the better.

I’m right here and dead up for it. Whether it’s some toxic-man nightmare, a fresh emotional labour scandal, or one of those late-night feminist rants that turns into a viral thread, I’ll chase it down with my usual zero-filter energy and turn it into something people actually want to read.

And if you’re looking for a proper real-life model for your next shoot or campaign, I’m properly tempted and fully available. big cheeky Essex grin that somehow makes the whole “angry feminist” thing feel warm and approachable. No filters, no Photoshop fairy dust, no perfect poses, just the raw, authentic, slightly chaotic version of me that actually lives in this Hackney flat every single day. And no, I don't do corn and I don't have an OnlyFans, I maybe a brutal and ambitous asshole, but I do have self respect for myself.

So whether you want me investigating something groundbreaking or capturing that cosy, barefoot, blue-nailed energy for your prints and posters, hit me up, hun. Let’s make something fun, filthy, or properly groundbreaking together. I’m ready and properly buzzing at the thought.
Emma (aka Blue)